Baked Beans as WMD's...............

  Apparently actor Hugh Grant attacked a paparazzi with a "tub" of baked beans. No word as to whether or not his missile was filled with the egregiously horrendous British Heinz product, or with actual home-baked navy beans made with molasses, brown sugar, pork, dry mustard and so on.

"Beans on toast" has long been a Brit comfort food--I well recall years ago the time I ordered it at a motorway joint that clearly had no veggie food available. It arrived, the pale, reddish beans sliding across the white toast--on top?  An ordinary household thumbtack.

Reader, I sent it back.  Beans can indeed be dangerous.

Comments

[Cloudzilla]

Hurrah for Hugh. That's about all baked beans are good for (especially if they were Heinz).

And it is no less than the paparazzi deserve.