Pepsi announced that it has redesigned the can for Diet Pepsi in a tribute to attractive females, a class that has until now been celebrated only in television, movies, the Internet, newspapers, magazines, music, books, poetry, paintings, sculpture, posters, calendars and most forms of public advertising, but not in soda-can shapes.
Annals of Absurdity: It's the Virginia Slims of sodas. Terrific.
Note final paragraph of above piece:
"The press release did not note that the redesigned can might make the person holding it appear fat by comparison."
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